10 Random Poker Quotes

• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."