10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."