10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- It's Free To Fold...
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels