10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- It's Free To Fold...
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves