10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---