10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Fold and live to fold again