10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.