10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.