10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.