10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- in the poker game of life women are the rake