10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!