10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!