10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."