10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth