10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright