10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Fold and live to fold again
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd