10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.