10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!