10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers