10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com