10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright