10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)