10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com