10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "No river, no fish."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22