10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger