10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.