10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- It's Free To Fold...
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier