10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is