10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom