10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.