10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."