10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."