10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger