10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "No river, no fish."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.