10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm