10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"