10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright