10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe