10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs