10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!