10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is for loners.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth