10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for loners.