10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.