10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fold and live to fold again
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.