10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.