10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Welcome to kicker school