10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-