10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."