10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.