10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."